What shall we do with the drunken sailor?

The Bible, the world’s best-selling book, is also the world’s most shoplifted book.
Nii on. :D Haha! :D Ma leian, et see on kohutavalt naljakas. :D

The average bra size today is 36C. Ten years ago it was 34B.
Woah. Kasvanud või jaa?

There is enough iron in a human being to make one small nail.
Mõlge kui lahe, kui me metalliotsija juures piiksuma hakkaks. :D

Like fingerprints, everyone’s tongue print is different.
Lehmadel on ninajälg erinev.

Bluebirds can’t see the color blue.
Peeglisse nad ju nkn ei vaata...

Most elephants weigh less than the tongue of the blue whale.
Fat tongue. Fat indeed.

A chameleon’s tongue is twice the length of its body.
Woah. Seda on küll palju.

The animal responsible for the most human deaths worldwide is the mosquito.
Ja ise nii väike...

A moth has no stomach.
Vaene Sid.

In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand, or attempted to do so.
Ja millest siis üldse see väljend, et matab enda pea liiva alla nagu jaanalind?

A shrimp’s heart is in its head.
Vähemalt mitte saapasääres.

Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
Niiet kui sulle jalutaks vastu karvutu tiiger, siis sa ei saaks aru, et ta on karvutu.

The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. Shaved eyebrows were a fad at the time.
Jah. Nagu ka poole pealae peale kitkutud juuksed. Psh.

Nearly 20% of all vehicles stolen had the keys in them.
Miks? Miks peaks keegi võtmed autosse jätma, kui läheb minema kuskile kaugemale, kui kaks meetrit? Näiteks poodi. Miks?

Vin Diesel invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Haha. :D Tom Cruise invented pink. :D :D :D

Months that start with a Sunday always has a Friday the 13th.
Ja mina mõtlesingi, et kuidas nii...

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Chuck Norrise vastu ei saa isegi Vin Diesel mitte.

Fathers Day Official Flower: Rose – wear red for living father and white for deceased father.
Ma näiteks ei teadnud seda...

Father’s Day is the third Sunday in June.
Mina alati arvasin, et novembri teine pühapäev.

Oh well. Ju ma siis ikka ei tea nii palju, kui arvasin, et tean.

Jeez! Make up your mind!